Our Menu
Food Before Food
Grumpy Nachos
A layer of freshly made tortilla chips topped with homemade queso, cheddar cheese, pico, lettuce, & lime sauce.
Balls of Meat
A blend of beef & pork. The best 3 balls you've ever put in your mouth. Lathered in our homemade red sauce. Served with two toasted baquettes & topped with parmesan cheese.
Chips & Queso
Homemade Queso & Chips. Need We Say More?
Street Tacos
Order of three (Choose one protein): Chorizo, Chicken, or Beef. Topped with Pico, cheddar cheese, lime sauce, & pickled red onion.
Basket of Curds
Mrs. Mustache's favorite app. Wisconsin cheese curds fried to perfection. Served with homemade marinara or homemade ranch.
Grumpy Crack Fries
French Fries topped with queso, cheddar cheese, Pico, & lime sauce.
Detroit (313) Fries
Detroit style fries, topped with chili, cheddar cheese, raw onions, and mustard.
Poutine Fries
French fries topped with brown gravy, fried cheese curds, & more brown gravy.
Soup There It Is
Crock Of French Onion Soup
Slow cooked onion soup topped with a baguette and melted cheese. Served up in a hot crock like Gramma knew you needed it before you did
Specialty Smash
Served with a side & a pickle spear
Black & Blue Burger
One-third pound of our custom, award winning angus & brisket blend blackened & cooked to order. Topped with blue cheese crumbles & bacon
Miss T's Patty Melt
1/3rd lb of our custom, award winning angus & brisket blend cooked to order on grilled rye bread. Topped with grilled onions & mushrooms. Served with homemade Alabama white BBQ.
The Carolina Burger
1/3rd lb of our custom, award winning angus & brisket blend cooked to order. Topped with American cheese, chili & slaw.
The Basic
One-third pound of our custom, award winning, angus & brisket blend cooked to order. Topped with lettuce, tomato, & onion.
Farm House Burger
One-third pound of our custom, award winning, angus & brisket blend cooked to order. Topped with grilled mushrooms & onions. Served with our famous Alabama White BBQ Sauce.
Sandwiches
Rueben Sandwich
Grilled thick sliced marble rye bread piled high with corned beet, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and served with homemade thousand island dressing.
Turkey Rueben Sandwich
Grilled thick sliced marble rye bread piled high with oven roasted turkey, Swiss cheese, coleslaw, and served with homemade thousand dressing.
Fried Bologna Sandwich
Thick sliced fried bologna with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. A local favorite
Woodward Hot Chicken Sandwich
Breaded & fried chicken breast with a kick. Topped with hot sauce, Duke's Mayo, slaw. & pickles.
The Slowbird Sandwich
Juicy chicken topped with mushrooms, American cheese, bacon, and barbeque sauce.
The Best Damn BLT Sandwich
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Simplest form of goodness. White or Marble Rye bread.
The grumpy Club
Grilled white or rye bread topped with sliced ham, oven roasted turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, & provolone cheese.